Humour

Do you know what is funny about being funny? It is being funny. Smiling is contagious. People will smile at you if you smile at them. Pretty girls won't smile that easily. I have to say, I love you to them. Still, some pretty girls won't accept. I have to say, I will bed you. There are some pretty girls who will not accept even that. They will ask me what I will do in bed. Caught you girls! Eagerly expecting the next line. No pretty, this write-up is about humour.

People say laughter is the best medicine. Then I am a doctor for everyone. Looking for a doctor fantasy? No smarty, I am a Software programmer. Ya girls. It's more erotic than that. How? Because I can write C++ code like.

if( you prepare your own orange juice)

   { you like to squeeze}

else if ( you like to eat your apples without slicing them)

   { you like to bite }

else if ( you like fruit salad )

   { /** No smarty, Nothing I will write more **/ }

Smiling people are always beautiful. If beautiful girls smile at me, it is heaven. Especially when beautiful girls smile at me in the morning, staying close to me, waking up from bed, having spent the night day before with me. See, only now you will smile. You will smile more if I say, " Don't look back, you left nothing undone".

Humour comes to me easily as girls come. Only that girls give me more pleasure. I use humour to attract girls. They fall for my words. I will say, " You are the love of my life. My life begins and ends with your love. " I only hope that it lasts long. Not my mistake. You should bring good condoms that will make our love life last long.

Everyone loves humour, just like they love me. I always speak sweet and comforting words that make people happy. Everyone likes to talk to me. I like to talk to pretty girls too. Their sweet words of love soaked in honey. Life will be wonderful with them. Only that I won't be able to remember all their names. I will call them beauty, sweetie, and cutie. If they get suspicious at why I don't call them by their names, I will say " Princess, last night was the most wonderful night I ever had. Aren't you the princess of the British royal family? ". She will be flattened by it and say, " ya ya it's true! ". And slip away stealthily. Now, what will the British Royal family say after reading this?. " ya ya, she is our princess. By the way, there are more of our princesses, would you like to meet them too?"

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