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In the Interest of World Economy

To,
My Dearest,
Financial Advisor,
JPMorgan Love Treasure.

Important Duty : To make sure coffer is always filled.

From,
Deepak Kumar Pandyan,
Who sleeps in the night,
Works in the day,
( Never alone, Naive Advisors will be fined )

My Dear Morgan,

Subject : Morgan needs Margherita, so do I. Proposal for dinner. Payment possible only with Morgan Stanley Account.

I have been thinking for a long time of having a dinner with you. It’s been so long, really long. Don’t know how long. Must be really long. I know a luxury hotel where people can make food specially for us. The problem is food doesn’t taste good, as much as I do, no matter how hard they try. I am planning to give them a fair try. Since I am just to all people around me, we must visit the hotel. Otherwise, people will say Deepak Kumar Pandyan has done an intolerable, unacceptable, inhuman, injustice to them. Pandyans don’t tolerate defame. So it is important for us to visit that hotel. There are many other issues related to it as well. The economy of a country depends on healthy working of its workforce and organisations. How does a workforce perform well in a country? By eating good food. If hotels feel injustice is done to them, morale of people in hotels will come down, in turn affecting the morale of the whole world. World economy will come to a standstill. Buses will not run, trains will not run. There will be chaos around the world. To stop that we need to act immediately. That is possible only by you. So in the interest of the world economy, kindly and lovingly activate my card, so that I can book a table for us.

Epadio samalichachu. Oru soda.

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