Sisters-in-law are like sisters to me. They make a great couple with my brothers and brothers-in-law. Just like milk, that tastes great only with sugar. My sweet brothers and brothers-in-law are bound, not only by law, to my sisters-in-law but also by love and care, which not even God can give.
When they wake up in the morning, they always think about my sisters-in-law. Don't think they will first worry what trouble these sisters-in-law are going to get them into. Yeah, there will be a little bit of that, just like they think whether the god damn car they drive will get into an accident or not, when they start it. But apart from that, they will cherish every moment with them. How they call my brothers and brothers-in-law, dears and darlings. Don't get jealous about their love and set your evil eye upon them. My brothers and brothers-in-law dare you not.
Sister-in-laws are like love birds. They can't live without my brothers and brothers-in-law. Don't think I say this because no one will consider them as someone important if they are not my brothers and brothers-in-law's wives in the first place. But because my brothers and brothers-in-law love them so much so that they can't live without them. Both may sound similar, but technically not the same.
My Sisters-in-law prepare such great food that my brothers and brothers-in-law buy gifts for them, just for the food. Like the coffee they make and the milk they boil. Sometimes even that coffee may taste bitter. But you can't blame my sisters-in-law for that. Because having tasted my brothers and brothers-in-law's sweet love, they get a sugar rush. In order to avoid giving such a sugar rush to their husbands, they put less sugar. Imagine how much sugar rush will my brothers and brothers-in-law get, even their comparatively little sweetness causes sugar rush to their wives. How much sugar rush, a blast of love from their wives will give them.
Coming to boiling milk. Only if we boil the milk, bad bacteria will be destroyed. Similarly, only if my sisters-in-law let out their anger, their frustration will come down. There should be no frustration in true love. So, in order to nurture the true love with their wives, my brothers and brothers-in-law put a sponge in their ears, when they start shouting. When they remove the sponge, they get a lovely, sweet, and caring wife. But the duration of sponge time can vary between 12 hours even to 24 hours, only that the sponge is not required technically when they sleep.
Sister-in-laws are very intelligent too. They will never leave their husbands for any reason. Especially during the family get-togethers. Because only staying with their husbands gives them the best time at such parties. They love my brothers and brothers-in-law so much that they will never leave them even for a minute during such get-togethers. Lovers winners, Strangers losers.
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