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Happy Karthigai Deepam - Festival of Lights



Karthigai Deepam is festival of lights, where all your good wishes come true. If you pray with a good heart to the Lord Arunachaleeswarar, all your sufferings go away and good time starts in your life. I also pray to God that I get a beautiful wife. What to do, life has meaning in my life only with a better half. Lord Arunachaleeswarar is merciful, he will shower me with love and lovely wives. His heart is big, and so is the list of lovely girls in my diary. First Miss. Universe, then Miss. World, then all those who won it in previous years in descending order. His Lordship is merciful, He always showers his blessings to his most beloved devotee. He won't stop until I get Miss. India too. Beauty is synonymous with Indian girls. So, If I don't get Miss. India girls too, in either descending or ascending order, people will lose faith in Lord Arunachaleeswarar. In order to bring faith in God to the world, and banish atheists, I will also work day and night sincerely. Because the world should believe God is Great.

On Karthigai Deepam, Lord Arunachaleeswarar is worshipped in the form of one of the pancha bootham, the fire. On this day, all the evil is burnt into ashes and good only prevails in this world. I also pray to God by putting into the fire, my old diary and only freshly made new diary will be used in the future. It will have a list of good girls who say hi to me. Only they will be given priority. First come, First night. Oops. First Come, First serve. I would like to befriend the most God-abiding girls because they alone obey what God says. I have proof that God told you to marry me. You can see that in Upanishad verse 13:8, God says, Love the most handsome one, Or you will be a loser in life. That's why in order to preach Vedas & Upanishads, I am telling this to India and the whole world, in case you are a good beautiful girl.

On Karthigai Deepam, if you do Girivalam in Tiruvannamalai, you will get blessings of Lord Arunachaleeswarar and all your sins are done away with. The sins you did unknowingly or unavoidably. That's why I am saying if you have not loved me all these years, your sins of not loving me are forgiven if you love me now. But for that you have to compensate with a full day and night shift. This I am not saying myself. According to Rig Veda Verse 28:1 God says Love the most handsome one sincerely day and night, better than the day before and the day after. Just like all competitive exams like IITJEE and AIIMS, God also conducts a competition. Only high scorers will get admission. By the way, Some will have children to compete to get admitted to kinder garden school too. That's why we have to follow God's words sincerely. We have to do night study properly. No pain, no gain. If you doze off in the night, only fail marks to you.

On Karthigai Deepam, if you light a lamp and worship Lord Arunachaleeswarar, your life will light up like the lamp. Your good time starts and all the things you venture into will be successful. Well, I am also planning to venture into a new endeavor. Making Good people's lives happier. For that, we have to start with the most important person in the family. Cute Beautiful girls in the family. Only when their daughters get married, parents will be happy. Only when their sisters get married, brothers will be happy. same for grandparents. So, in order to bring happiness to the entire family and the entire world in turn, I have to marry beautiful girls. World peace lies in that. So, I ask the United Nations to help me bring world peace, by giving contact numbers of the most beautiful girls they see. I will marry them all. Duty comes first. Nobel Peace Prize comes only next.

On Karthigai Deepam, Lord Arunachaleeswarar presents himself as Ardhanareeswarar with Goddess Parvati taking half of his body, symbolizing the power and love of Goddess Parvati to Lord Shiva. I defer slightly to this idea. I don't believe in half, I believe in full. I give full of my heart to the beautiful girls, who love me. If you don't believe me. Come to my place, I can prove that all night. Believe in God. Believe in Love.

Hara Hara Maha Deva.

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Location: Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India

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