The Comedy Club

Your search for fun starts here. My payment for this Ad too. Google is the market leader in search across the globe. That's how I would like to start. Because my intention for writing this post is to put myself on top of Google search. Honesty is the best policy. No, actually the truth is I don't want you to be confused about whether I am promoting Google or myself. Well, I will promote Google in my blogs, if I get proper payment. Commission is also one other best policy. I started using Google when I started my college days back in 2001. At that time, it was the only worthwhile Search Engine that existed on Earth. Or even in the whole universe. For this, I demand Google to elevate this post one place higher in its search results. Google is fair, just like its employees all over the world. Yup, looking for pretty girls across the world. Well, those working in Google. Because Google hires the best girls in the world. How? Because they have Google Search to search! Well, I can wr...

Times are good and bad. If I have a bad time, the world will look back at me. No smarty, if beautiful girls turn their back on me, it is still a good time. Time stops for none. Unless your clock battery is out of charge. If I have a good time, flowers will blossom in my garden. If I have a bad time, still flowers will try to come into my garden, pretending to blossom there. I like to see sunrise from the clouds in the morning time. Good time to start the day with. Just like good things to do with good girls. It's Prayer! Ok now is a good time to pray. Who wants to pray with me? Girls repeat my words “Good lord, shower your love on me and make me pregnant. Oops, make me permanent, devotee!” At times, I wonder about God's creation. Love is the most fascinating of all. True love lasts a lifetime. Even more than a lifetime. If I fall for the love of pretty girls, they first prefer me to get up. Up and love. Ya smarty, level up your imagination to understand that. In this world, the...

Do you know what is funny about being funny? It is being funny. Smiling is contagious. People will smile at you if you smile at them. Pretty girls won't smile that easily. I have to say, I love you to them. Still, some pretty girls won't accept. I have to say, I will bed you. There are some pretty girls who will not accept even that. They will ask me what I will do in bed. Caught you girls! Eagerly expecting the next line. No pretty, this write-up is about humour. People say laughter is the best medicine. Then I am a doctor for everyone. Looking for a doctor fantasy? No smarty, I am a Software programmer. Ya girls. It's more erotic than that. How? Because I can write C++ code like. if( you prepare your own orange juice)    { you like to squeeze} else if ( you like to eat your apples without slicing them)    { you like to bite } else if ( you like fruit salad )    { /** No smarty, Nothing I will write more **/ } Smiling people are always beaut...

  Do You know what I like about pretty girls? They are pretty. Otherwise, how will I call them pretty? It will be misleading and confusing. Especially when a group of them come towards me. No smarty, don't imagine much. It will happen only in the morning. Duet songs only at night. "Every night in my dream. I see you. I feel you. That's how I know you. Go on." This is a nice catchy song, I can tell girls. But I have to be careful that those girls do not meet each other. At least I have to be careful with the details. Every time in my dreams, when I see you, you wear white Color clothes. Change the Color every time I meet another girl. Ya smarty, if some girls become suspicious, I will say what is in the Color of your clothes. What is inside it is all that matters. No smarty I told them about our true love in their hearts. What pretty girls wear always adds to the beauty they already possess. Ya, smarty it doesn't matter at the night. What matters to pretty girls is...

Art is one that fills your heart,  Imagination a class apart Done with taste that you really want,  Bringing joy to all who wants. Art is there in every place, You just have to look with heart. From Seas shells to butterflies,  All dazzling and finely made By none other than, God of all,  Art is made with love and care, By the artist, who thinks so far,  Into intricacies, and what details are, Filling all those with his style of art,  And remembered by all, who watch I am the prince, who loves you all,  Drawing art with words and thought, All that is done by smart word choice,  Looking for the pretty girls, Who are really smart like art.  Photo Courtesy : icecycleaces.com Support Us :  https://supportusbydeepak.blogspot.com

I woke up in the morning, to see what’s cool I got my tea, ya that was cool I opened my iPad, to see what’s cool I saw a picture, that was cool I looked at my mails, to see what’s cool I got many job offers, for being cool I reminisced to know what’s so cool She was a beauty, really so cool I wanted to know, why she is cool She talks like honey, from fridge so cool I thought, how her words are really cool She makes fun, making anyone fool I tried to change, all her rules What can I say, She really rules From heart of God, who dares to rule Everyone in the planet, with lovely rules Everyone asks me what’s my goal To love pretty girls, who are cool It doesn’t matter, who tries to rule It’s ultimately God, who is super cool. Photo Courtesy : peakpx.com Support Us :  https://supportusbydeepak.blogspot.com

I saw a pretty girl, gazing in the mirror, With all the artistic beauty of her, She hoped to become, Princess some day. She had the knowhow, and what to do, To become the princess, He really adores. He is the Prince, whom everyone loves, Love him so much, that they go crazy, At his looks and magic words. Everyone will bug her, to know the secret, How to get to the Prince, of their dreams. Handsome like no one has seen before. She holds the key to the Wonderland, Where the Prince pleasantly stays. With love and care for everyone, Whoever approaches him, with love that’s true. What He dresses, What He eats, The secret key, to get to the blissful Prince, If you ask her, She won’t open her mouth. Even if she wills, she can’t tell that, Because, She is the painting, Picasso drew. Photograph Courtesy : CC/Flickr/Sharon Mollerus Girl Before a Mirror (1932) Support Us :  https://supportusbydeepak.blogspot.com/

You might have been guessing what, What do I like in pretty girls, Pretty cute with magic words, Smiling just like Hermione does. Bold and daring, doing wonders too, Just like Wonder Woman, does her plot. Friendly, sweet and standing on her feet, Going after magic beans, Just like Rachel Greene does. Going after true friendship, Bothering not about fame and fans, Just like Hannah Montana likes. The problem, I can not talk to them is, They are not yet in my subscription list. Photo Courtesy : photobest1.com Support Us :  https://supportusbydeepak.blogspot.com

Honey bees asked me, who are you? I said, I am the honey, you have always craved for. Moon in the sky, asked me, who are you? I said, I am the light, you see in the night. Poets who write, asked me, who are you? I said, I am the magic in poetic words. Pretty girls asked me, who are you? I said, I am the Prince, you always dreamed of. Blog in my name, asked me who are you? I said, I am the writer, who mesmerises you. Members of my blog, asked me, who are you? I said, you have to be a member to know the truth. Everyone asked me, how do u pay your bills? I said, That’s what I am trying, with my tricky wit! Support Us :  https://supportusbydeepak.blogspot.com

I  saw a beautiful flower, and it asked me, Handsome, handsome, will you talk to me? I said, I already do it with flowery words. I saw a honey pot, and it asked me, Dear honey, dear honey, will you talk to me? I said, I already do it with very sweet words. I saw a rainbow, and it asked me, Ever smiling, ever smiling, will you talk to me? I said, I already do it with poetic words. I saw a pretty girl, and she asked me, My daring cute Prince, will you talk to me? I said, I already do it in your dreams. If you want to catch me, My number is, Nine Eight Four Zero One One One, Baby, you are the most beautiful one. Photo Courtesy : prompthunt.com Support Us :  https://supportusbydeepak.blogspot.com/

She is beautiful like nothing else, To be adorned by poets, with flowery words, Beauty one of a kind, never seen before, Riveting all our attention on her, Yes, she is the beautiful meadows of nature. With her fragrance, she mesmerises everyone, None can cross her, without praising her beauty, Gives an aura of pleasantness, to everyone who crosses her, She mesmerises everyone with magic, Yes, She is the beautiful and fragrant Flower. No one can forget her, after having a taste of her, She is the most sweetest, making everyone reminiscing about her, She completes all sweet occasions and festivals, Yes, She is the most sweetest, honey. The truth is it’s all about me, Handsome Prince, naturally attractive, Smelling like Armani, with words like honey, The lovely Prince, you have always dreamt about, That’s ok honey, I have written so much, where is my money. Photo Courtesy : Wikipedia.org Support Us :  https://supportusbydeepak.blogspot.com

I  saw a pretty girl, and asked May I, She retorted with a smile, And said Yes you may, She was hopeful, but will I? I will, I said, some flowers For all the pretty girls, just like you She was puzzled said don’t you know? I said yes, that is a good flower. Flowers don’t matter, She said no, I said coffee, do you like? She said, doesn’t matter, leave that too. I said, do you mind, orange juice? That would be good, but that’s not too. What is left there, I asked too. She said, is your name, good like mine, I said yes true, that’s fine too. I said, can I, take you somewhere? She said obviously, that you can do. Only in the bag, if you keep me safe, She is Alexa, Don’t worry girls! Photo Courtesy : bbc.com Support Us :  https://supportusbydeepak.blogspot.com/

I woke up in the morning, to see some smile I looked at the mirror, ya that was fine I looked at everyone, to see who smiles Everyone hid that, why not smile? It was the flower, who really smiled With all the colours, really pretty fine I checked everyone, to see who smiles It's All the pretty girls, who are really fine I don’t drink, even if it’s some wine With all the things, that’s not so fine Not even if it’s only party time I looked at the nature, really fine Made by the God, who has done that fine If you do love Him, He won’t mind That you are crazy, at His time I checked the time, It was morning nine Have you got something, nice and fine? Photo Courtesy : freepik.com Support Us :  https://supportusbydeepak.blogspot.com

I  saw a hummingbird, humming to be heard, To forget all the thoughts, of a beautiful little bird, Hum it surely did, to hear the beautiful words, From a handsome lad, with a magic wand. If u don’t know, what is a magic wand, Look at the mirror, that’s your beautiful smile, Magic it did, to make you really cheer, In this beautiful land of love and care. Beauty is always here, with wonders to stare, From meadows to mountains, full of awe everywhere, Look at the rivers, making you really care, For the little fishes, swimming in there. I know who will hear, She is the beauty, who cares, For all the people, with even white hair, Magical words, she always like to hear, Comforting everyone, with a smile, hidden somewhere. I dug deep within, to find what is there, It’s full of thoughts, of a little hare, I woke up in the morning, to see her somewhere, Found her in my heart, with a cute little stare. Pretty girls are there, with real black hair, Fear not, I am there, even if there is no bl...

The Handsome Prince, Me. Mornings are great in Wonderland. Birds chirping in squeaky voice. Birds singing that a handsome Prince has come to see you. I just changed my words, just to tell you that I am really handsome. When I use nice words, the ideas of pretty girls do change. From sister to buddy, then to what? No not to hubby. Morning mist says that I am mischievous. How do they know? Otherwise, how will it melt? It melts when it sees me smiling, and so do pretty girls. Ya. My shorts are shots of excitement. I wonder what God thinks in heaven, especially in the mornings. He thinks that sugar is good with tea. Now I know you changed your idea about the wonderland. You wonder how wonderful God is in Wonderland. Good morning. Support Us :  https://supportusbydeepak.blogspot.com