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Google is the market leader in search across the globe. That's how I would like to start. Because my intention for writing this post is to put myself on top of Google search. Honesty is the best policy. No, actually the truth is I don't want you to be confused about whether I am promoting Google or myself. Well, I will promote Google in my blogs, if I get proper payment. Commission is also one other best policy.

I started using Google when I started my college days back in 2001. At that time, it was the only worthwhile Search Engine that existed on Earth. Or even in the whole universe. For this, I demand Google to elevate this post one place higher in its search results. Google is fair, just like its employees all over the world. Yup, looking for pretty girls across the world. Well, those working in Google. Because Google hires the best girls in the world. How? Because they have Google Search to search!

Well, I can write on Google Maps, Cloud and Chrome. But that would not help me in any way. So, I would like to follow Google’s motto. Don't be evil. To myself! But I would like to write on Gmail. Back in my college days, It was the first mail to give 2 GB storage for its email and it recommended not to delete any of the emails people received because the algorithm worked better that way. Before Gmail, if anyone used any other email service, they could only keep a few emails and delete others. So a sad story for me to delete emails from pretty girls. But it helped in a way. I will tell my Ex-girlfriends, I didn't receive their email, because my inbox was full.

I wrote this story to get a Gmail account that says deepakkumar@googlelovesyou.com. Well, I can use that to attract beautiful girls, saying, see girls, Google girls love me so much that they can't resist me. That's why they gave me this email address. You should try me too. Google Certified! For a wonderful night!

Google searches everything, including the love of your life. Only that when I tried, it displayed multiple pictures. That included Wonder Woman Gal Gadot and Wonderful Woman Taylor Swift. Well, you may think I am confused as to which girl to choose. My choice is Gal Gadot in the morning and Taylor Swift in the night. Don't ask me who for the next day.

Google Bard can talk to you all day long about all your needs. From helping me to find the perfect hotel for dinner and the stayover. Also for the next day and the next afterwards. You just have to tell it “ Bard! Make sure the hotels are considerably apart from each other so that Ex-girlfriends don't find me again”.

Google search is not discriminatory. It even shows the results from X.com. My X handle is deepakkumar_t_a and its link is https://twitter.com/deepakkumar_t_a in case Google really puts this post on top of its search results. Don't be evil. Also, Don't be naive. Catch all the available opportunities. The trick in finding my comedy is go to “replies” section on X.com. Go to my profile page and click on the “replies” section below. You will find hundreds of my funny replies.

Google helps companies grow and so Google is the backbone of the modern Information Technology age. This is for throwing lights on my Threads handle, deepakkumarpandyan and its link is https://www.threads.net/@deepakkumarpandyan. Go to “replies” section and see my comedy.


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