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Do You know what I like about pretty girls? They are pretty. Otherwise, how will I call them pretty? It will be misleading and confusing. Especially when a group of them come towards me. No smarty, don't imagine much. It will happen only in the morning. Duet songs only at night. "Every night in my dream. I see you. I feel you. That's how I know you. Go on." This is a nice catchy song, I can tell girls. But I have to be careful that those girls do not meet each other. At least I have to be careful with the details. Every time in my dreams, when I see you, you wear white Color clothes. Change the Color every time I meet another girl. Ya smarty, if some girls become suspicious, I will say what is in the Color of your clothes. What is inside it is all that matters. No smarty I told them about our true love in their hearts.

What pretty girls wear always adds to the beauty they already possess. Ya, smarty it doesn't matter at the night. What matters to pretty girls is that a handsome boy like me accompanies them, when they go out. And it will be a great insult to them if I don't wear nice clothes. The only brand of clothes, they will accept to buy me is Louis Vuitton. How can I ignore such lovely girls. Love-u-is Vuitton!

I like to hear this song by Avril Lavigne. " Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend. Hey hey you you I think you need a new one." You know what is catchy about this song. " You need a new one ". Pretty new made in heaven as beautiful as Barbara palvin. Made just for me.

When pretty girls smile, it's like having honey with fruits. Ya smarty, but I would like to bite the Apple first, right at the bottom. When pretty girls dance like a peacock displaying their feathers, in the rain. It will be a celebration of a lifetime. Ya, smarty it's the peacock's feathers that matter, not the wings covering its body.

When pretty girls sing "Krishna Nee Begane Baaro" [ Come to me Krishna, hither soon ], it's the call of love for their ever-handsome Krishna. What will Krishna say, " Come, but one by one". When pretty girls read books, it's mostly about love. Romance of a handsome Prince looking for pretty girls. Ya smarty, it's for my publicity. If you want to use my lines in your books, you should put my Email ID catchmegirls@yourfavoritespot.com

I like intelligent pretty girls. Because they only know 6+9=69. 1+1 Not greater than 2. If you are smart enough, you will also know that I am the only 1 who rules in your lifetime.


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