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Who Am I




Honey bees asked me, who are you?
I said, I am the honey, you have always craved for.
Moon in the sky, asked me, who are you?
I said, I am the light, you see in the night.

Poets who write, asked me, who are you?
I said, I am the magic in poetic words.
Pretty girls asked me, who are you?
I said, I am the Prince, you always dreamed of.

Blog in my name, asked me who are you?
I said, I am the writer, who mesmerises you.
Members of my blog, asked me, who are you?
I said, you have to be a member to know the truth.

Everyone asked me, how do u pay your bills?
I said, That’s what I am trying, with my tricky wit!


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