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Times are good and bad. If I have a bad time, the world will look back at me. No smarty, if beautiful girls turn their back on me, it is still a good time. Time stops for none. Unless your clock battery is out of charge. If I have a good time, flowers will blossom in my garden. If I have a bad time, still flowers will try to come into my garden, pretending to blossom there. I like to see sunrise from the clouds in the morning time. Good time to start the day with. Just like good things to do with good girls. It's Prayer! Ok now is a good time to pray. Who wants to pray with me? Girls repeat my words “Good lord, shower your love on me and make me pregnant. Oops, make me permanent, devotee!”

At times, I wonder about God's creation. Love is the most fascinating of all. True love lasts a lifetime. Even more than a lifetime. If I fall for the love of pretty girls, they first prefer me to get up. Up and love. Ya smarty, level up your imagination to understand that. In this world, the most precious thing to possess is love. I would like to possess it too. Possess it for myself. Just for me. I have attractive pair of eyes. Girls like to see me, eye to eye. Obviously, I am not eyeing the eye alone. It's the care they show to people. Actually, it's not. It's actually how careful they are while showing their care for others. If you want to show your care, show it to me. I will watch it all day. How beautiful it would be!

Sometimes, the words I write are so wonderful that girls just fall for them. If I write love, they love. If I write smile, they smile. If I write dance, they dance. If I write sleep, they come knocking at my doors. Hopefully!. If not, I will set up a sleep therapy parlour and girls will have to come. Because I will put the charge as Rs.10 with a free coupon of Rs.50 for a soft drink. Sorry, only pretty girls are allowed. Party time baby!

I would like to spend my time thinking about love. In the morning, in the noon, in the night. Girls like to take me to their homes to eat. Yeah, their food, especially their rasagollas. So sweet and so beautiful. How come rasagollas are beautiful? Their colour is milky and they are perfectly shaped. I like to eat it because milk is good for my health. That’s what doctors say. If they deny saying it, I can prove that to the lady doctors. Just ask them to bring their rasagollas.

In recent times, I can send love messages in a fraction of a second, with the help of the latest technology. Earlier it was the greeting cards with love messages written on them. It will be difficult to tell pretty girls that, you are my love tonight in a greeting card. All I can say is you are my eternal love, even if you have a pretty sister and a beautiful cousin, who look at my back without your knowledge. Also say that I am born to love you and be loyal to you, even if pretty girls talk to your back that what a handsome guy I am, hitting at me with lines like, handsome can I have your hands on me for sometime?

The time has come for pretty girls to say that their handsome and ever-charming prince has arrived. Of course with the shining armour, which is important of all. The dream of pretty girls for a wonderful love story has finally begun. Rejoice in love.


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