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Moderate Miguel's Tactics



Tactics 1: Moderate Miguel repeats and re-iterates his false claim until you believe it.

Once Moderate Miguel was working as a sweeper in a military facility. He put a leave, stating a false reason that he was having constipation. His Boss, who was a military officer got suspicious about that and said that he was lying when Moderate Miguel came the next day. Moderate Miguel reiterated that and said, "I am having constipation today too". His Boss said "Can you prove it?" Moderate Miguel asked "how?". His Boss said " I will give you food and medicine for constipation. Will you take it?" Moderate Miguel said in fear " Now I need the medicine alone. Where is the toilet paper?".

Tactics 2: Moderate Miguel praises someone to his face so that he can get his work done and later abuses him when he is absent.

Once Moderate Miguel was given a long day's work to clean the toilets of all the military officers in the facility. He thought of escaping from it. So, he went to his boss and said " You are very beautiful like Tom Cruise. Can I clean a few toilets alone?" His Boss said, "I am very beautiful. But you are not. How will people in the military facility like you? In your interest, I am saying. Clean the toilets of the other wing too. Then people will love you for your sincere work". Moderate Miguel said, "Now, I know why you are in Military Intelligence".

Tactics 3: Moderate Miguel takes medicinal weed and stays positive before you, till you give up.

Once Moderate Miguel was asked to read a book regarding housekeeping. Since Moderate Miguel does not have that much knowledge or patience to read a book. He took a medicinal weed and pretended to read it all day. After the reading session was over, his Boss asked "What did you learn from it?". Moderate Miguel said "All about Housekeeping" and smiled. His Boss asked, "Can you be clearer?". Moderate Miguel said, "Everything about Housekeeping is clearly told" and smiled again. His Boss said " I thought of promoting you to a supervisor. Now I know everything about you clearly. Go clean the toilet." Moderate Miguel said " I clearly read about toilet cleaning in that book" and went away silently.

Tactics 4: Moderate Miguel diverts your attention to some other thing while they cheat you on an unsuspected thing.

Once Moderate Miguel wanted an increase in pay for his sweeper job. So he planned for it and asked his Boss " Can I get the salary of the Housekeeping Supervisor?" Since even the supervisor asks him for details and techniques of the job. Moderate Miguel wanted to divert the attention to his supervisor's salary and techniques so that he can get a little more salary at the least. His Boss said "Since the Supervisor is away, can you guide others in toilet cleaning." Moderate Miguel said " I know you appreciate my sincere work at toilet cleaning" and went away silently.

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